Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Silver Sniffer

A man named Kelly Gibson from Fort Wayne Indiana was arrested for the 48th time for inhaling paint at his home. His wife called it in, obviously fed up with his drug habit. Arrested for the 48TH TIME??!! Kelly’s has had this troubling addiction since 1992.

Fort Wayne PD is hating-why didn’t they let him clean his face before the mugshot?  Why choose to only release this picture, what’s up with the other 47?

Kelly must have genetically enhanced brain tissue. After all of these years how else could he be stable enough to find a hardware store, locate the spray paint, remove money from his pocket and complete the purchase? Or maybe he’s stealing it, clicking his heels, and chanting, ‘there’s no place like home.’ While what he’s doing to himself exceeds the boundaries of idiocy, this picture is both sad and, out of context, extremely entertaining.

Image via Bostonbarstoolsports
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